Monday, February 29, 2016

Parade of the Republiclown Presidential Contenders

We wrote a blog "G. O. P....R. I. P." back in 2011 when a bunch of moronic GOP clowns were running in the presidential primaries. The more things change, the more they remain the same.

Today, five years later, another set of morons are running in the primaries. Let's examine some of these idiots.

Trump, the Orange Orangutan

This man is insane, vulgar, and an insult to any one's intelligence. In high-tech we use the acronym FUD--Fear, Uncertainty,and Doubt--usually attributed to IBM. Big Blue used to use this technique to discourage its customers/prospects from buying its competitors' (Amdahl, Fujitsu, and Hitachi) products during the heydays of the mainframe.

Donald the Duck is using FHA--Fear (of immigrants), Hatred (of all foreigners), and Anger (of anything that Obama has done or plans to do) to draw the crowds.

  • This idiot wants to deport 11 million 'illegal' immigrants and build a wall between the U. S. and Mexico. These are estimated to cost about $1 trillion. While we celebrated the tearing down the Berlin Wall in 1989, why are some asinine Americans supporting building this wall? Just so we have no Mexicans coming in and pick up our lettuce, tomatoes, asparagus, artichokes, oranges, grapes, we can all keep eating unhealthy junk--McChicken Shit, Bugger Sling, Weinershit, Taco Smell...?
  • With all the properties--condos, golf courses, resorts, high-rises, casinos--he owns, one wonders how many Mexicans and undocumented immigrants he employs.

It's sad to see so many Americans embracing this Mad Man. BTW, if you look at the audience attending of any his FHA-filled speeches, they are all white and many of them are Tea Party White Supremacists who don't want Government but are drawing Social Security and living on Medicare! When is the last time you saw an African-American, a Latino/Latina, or an Asian-American in the Orangeman's audience? They all want to take back America. From whom? No one took it away from you to begin with. Oh, yes, an African-American president did. Now, you want to give it to a crazy and insane imbecile?

Cruz and Rubio
We can't tell the difference between these two bums. As all Republicans, they are anti-Obama, but can't clarify what they are pro for. Like all the GOP assholes, they criticize Obama Care, Obama's foreign policy, and his views on global warming, the environment, etc., but have no solutions. And, as all right-wing ignoramus, are in denial and don't believe in scientific facts. As Bill Maher says, they are living in their own bubble.

Dr. Carson

This asleep-at-the wheel man is worse than the Pizza Guy we discussed in our GOP RIP blog cited above. He is a Seventh Day Adventist and a neurosurgeon who believes the world is 6,000 years old! May be he ought to have his head examined!! Reportedly, he is a vegetarian, So was Hitler! Nothing against vegetarians, as yours truly is.

John Kasich
He's probably the most sensible, moderate Republicans of all the GOP candidates, but has no chance of winning the candidacy because he is too logical and rational for the GOP backers.

What is sad to see is how dumb advanced Americans are. Even illiterate Indians had the brains to throw out crooked bastards, bandicoots, and politicians of the Gandhian era ad bring in fresh blood. Of course, that doesn't mean India is in good shape. One man can't fix 65+ years of corruption, inefficiency, and ignorance.

We HOPE Trump wins the candidacy because, by then, Americans will realize how phony and shallow he is and will vote for the Democratic candidate--be it Hillary or Bernie.


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